Monday, February 9, 2009

Opening to Iran

YAY!!!!!!!!!

I really, really, really approve of this new foreign relations thing the Obama administration has going.


I mean TALKING people and trying to work out problems instead of assuming-we're-awesome-enough-that-ignoring-them-will-make-them-sad-and -not-enhance-uranium-that-might-or-might-not -be-used-in-atomic-weapons!? WOW!!!

So, Iran is like the really smart, depressed kid that has plans to blow up to the school mostly because he hates the jocks and their stupidity/ culture. I mean...those jocks are really what's wrong with this society. motherfuckers.
In case you didn't follow my metaphor, America is the jock, and if the jock's body voted to give him/her a new brain then the jock might show that he/she is not a total jackass, but only a mere douche bag. So, let's find out what the emo creeper is up to so he at least feels a little guilty about the notion of blowing us up...maybe he'll think twice about it.

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